(1) New girl:
Umm, when you have a 9:00 meeting, you need to be here before 9:05. Sure, I was also walking in at 9:05 with you, but (1) I wasn't supposed to be at that meeting, and (2) I've worked here for 8 years.
Not that this is any of my business. So carry on.
(2) People who forward emails but never send actual communicative emails.
(3) People who tell me I look tired. Or uncomfortable.
Look, I've been wearing plenty of makeup and jewelry to distract you from my undereye circles and ridiculously large body. Please play along with me.